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"I Sold My Soul On eBay"

as heard on Blues & Jazz Times, 88.2 MHz FM in Skopje, Macedonia
(north of Greece, east of Albania, south of Kosovo and west of Bulgaria)

Lyrics:

I sold my soul on eBay,
'tis a sorry tale, but true.
This gal eMailed me one day,
what a plan she took me through.

She said that I'd have everything
my greedy heart could desire,
but when she pulled out a gold ring -
sealed my "X" with real fire!

I wanted to curse her,
I can read between the hype...
she's got my type

At first it's good to have cash
and babes 'round all the time,
but then my face turned into ash
while reading the print real fine:

"You're giving up hereafter
for wealth and DSL lines."
I hear my foolish laughter
when I think about her crimes.

I wanted to curse her,
I can read between the hype...
but she's got my type.

She gave me rolls in the hay,
for a trade that I now fear:
I sold my soul on eBay...
Is it getting hot in here?

© 2001 Terry Aurit & Alan C. Baird & Patrick Kamins

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